Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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