Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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