Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Do vagina's smell?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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