I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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