I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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