My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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