Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
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Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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