he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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