your room smells of hookers.
And success
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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