This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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