I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
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It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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