A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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