My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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