Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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