dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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