We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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