I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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