he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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