She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
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I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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