i just google imaged poop.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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