Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Four minutes until I can fart!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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