Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
I did not marry a roomba.
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