so let's talk penis.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
whose ass print is on the piano?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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