Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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