I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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