is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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