sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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