I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I lost the right to judge tonight
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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