Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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