Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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