In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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