I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
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Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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