I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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