i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
