I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
a search helicopter?!
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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