We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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