how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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