well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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