Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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