Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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