we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Did you just see the Batmobile???
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
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I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
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