id be glad to
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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