i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Randomize
