Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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