I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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