i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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