Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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