I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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