Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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