Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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