It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I would fuck him just for his dog
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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